Pear Shapely Fashion Catastrophe: More Asscapades

November 25, 2009 at 10:26 am (Just Because, Pear Shapely Nevers) (, , , , , , , , , )

Writing this blog has become a near daily experience for me and I have a ritualistic approach to generate my topics. With green tea in hand, I peruse my favorite websites in order to find inspiration for my postings. Time and time again PeopleofWalmart.com has become my safety net because of the absurdity they collect and today we have another Asscapades extravaganza:

What was this poor creature thinking when she left her house, ‘I paid $55 for the full Brazilian so I want to get my money’s worth?’ Seriously, I would gladly pay her back twofold to put her business under lock and key.

My dear pear shaped ladies, today’s fashion tip  you need to always remember is that barring topless beaches in Europe, public nudity is not a viable option. Generally, if you are gorgeous and have a rocking body you will just come off as cheap. If your thighs have more ripples then the ocean then frankly, all the land-lubbers will get a little sea sick. Please be kind, and cover that behind!

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Pear Shaped Fashion Catastrophe: Asscapades!

October 5, 2009 at 1:13 pm (Pear Shapely Nevers) (, , )

More people need to do a double take in the mirror before leaving the house to ensure that everything that should be covered is and that no one should have to see your truly dirty little secrets. Courtesy of the hilarity of Fail Blog here is a prime example of this fashion tip that all people, pear shaped, apple shaped or spaghetti shaped near to adhere to:

Epic Skirt Fail: Failblog.com

Seriously, this disaster makes me long for her to cover up her assets with the Winky Jeans.

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Pear Shaped Fashion Catastrophe: Winky Jeans

September 30, 2009 at 11:08 am (Pear Shapely Nevers) (, , , , )

Even pear shaped gals with a great sense of humor should avoid this fashion “trend” as they will ultimately become the “butt” of many jokes.

Please Do Not Wear

Seriously, the last thing pear shaped ladies should want to do is draw attention to their bulky bottoms. That means some fashion trends such as acid wash, bleached jeans and pastel bottoms should be avoided at every cost.

Dark jeans in blacks and blues are awesome in nearly every cut from skinny to flared. Colored jeans such as purple or green can work as long as the fit is perfect.

When I find the best options for the current jean trends (and more) I will certainly post with all the information. Until then thanks for keeping the world pretty, by avoiding one bad trend at a time.

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