Pear Shaped Fashion Catastrophe: Winky Jeans

September 30, 2009 at 11:08 am (Pear Shapely Nevers) (, , , , )

Even pear shaped gals with a great sense of humor should avoid this fashion “trend” as they will ultimately become the “butt” of many jokes.

Please Do Not Wear

Seriously, the last thing pear shaped ladies should want to do is draw attention to their bulky bottoms. That means some fashion trends such as acid wash, bleached jeans and pastel bottoms should be avoided at every cost.

Dark jeans in blacks and blues are awesome in nearly every cut from skinny to flared. Colored jeans such as purple or green can work as long as the fit is perfect.

When I find the best options for the current jean trends (and more) I will certainly post with all the information. Until then thanks for keeping the world pretty, by avoiding one bad trend at a time.

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4 Comments

  1. The Fashion Snob said,

    oh. my god…. OH MY GOD!

  2. pearshapely said,

    Seriously!

  3. Claire said,

    ah, my eyes!!

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