No Underwear + Mini Skirt=Asscapades
Can someone please let me know when it became appropriate to walk around public sans underwear? Perhaps it is because I come from the tail end of the generation who was warned to always wear clean panties in case I was involved in an accident. Well, I guess this chick figured if she becomes in need of emergency care, no underwear will make it easier to administer:
As the kind and wise editors of the People of Walmart site have pointed out, at least she is in the proper aisle to purchase the necessary items to correct this fashion faux blah. Seriously, people need to think before they subject the rest of the world to their fashion indiscretions and subsequent Asscapades.
Even More Asscapades thanks to People of Walmart
Even men can get involved in the asscapades game and of course this guy was shot in a Walmart parking lot:
My only hope is that his “jingle bells” are fully supported courtesy of his thong and commend the model for complementing the look with a Loverboy-esque headband. Thank goodness there are those dedicated to shopping at that store and sharing their disturbing finds with us.
Pear Shapely Fashion Catastrophe: More Asscapades
Writing this blog has become a near daily experience for me and I have a ritualistic approach to generate my topics. With green tea in hand, I peruse my favorite websites in order to find inspiration for my postings. Time and time again PeopleofWalmart.com has become my safety net because of the absurdity they collect and today we have another Asscapades extravaganza:
What was this poor creature thinking when she left her house, ‘I paid $55 for the full Brazilian so I want to get my money’s worth?’ Seriously, I would gladly pay her back twofold to put her business under lock and key.
My dear pear shaped ladies, today’s fashion tip you need to always remember is that barring topless beaches in Europe, public nudity is not a viable option. Generally, if you are gorgeous and have a rocking body you will just come off as cheap. If your thighs have more ripples then the ocean then frankly, all the land-lubbers will get a little sea sick. Please be kind, and cover that behind!
People of Walmart Fashion Catastrophes
Confidence is the number one characteristic needed to carry off any type of fashion trend. However, like anything else, too much of it can be dangerous and the site People of Walmart seems to prove it time and time again.
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This poor creature looks like she was cleaning some of her intimate spaces with a wash-cloth, was caught by surprise and ran out the door with the fabric gently stored between her but cheeks for future use. But alas, the reality is she knew almost exactly what she was doing when she choose this outfit for the day.
This fashion disaster could have been easily avoided and we can all benefit from her mistakes. The dark color on top with the light shorts just emphasizes her bottom heavy nature and short-shorts should just be made illegal as the fashion police write too many citations for this crime.
This lass could be a radiant being if she only took the time to visit Pear Shapely and benefit from the words posted here. Luckily, you are wisely learning from her mistakes and know that if you have a pear shaped body, this is your number one resource for fashion tips, discount codes and valuable insight pertinent to us maintaining or lovely figures.
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